Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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