Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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