Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
