I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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