i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
the day after is always just damage control
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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