I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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