She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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