So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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