I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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