I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Randomize
