So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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