I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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