i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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