Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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