Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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