so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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