ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Randomize
