I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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