So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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