I think scott just propositioned me for sex
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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