it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
