i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
