did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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