You surviving the open bar?
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first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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