Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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