Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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