id be glad to
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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