windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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