So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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