Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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