Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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