Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Reggie can tackle my bush.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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