Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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