After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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