How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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