if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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