one might say we're banned from that church
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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