So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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