Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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