i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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