I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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