You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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