The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
don't judge my taste in strippers
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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