Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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