ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Randomize
