People in love make me want to vomit
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
