i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
We are all done wearing pants today
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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