And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
bring money and cleavage
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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