I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
When did angry sex become our thing?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
