the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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