Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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