She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
tell me about the fingering
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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