Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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