no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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