actually, I'm a sock model
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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