I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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